Help Me Help The Oscars Reach You!

Hey everyone! I just applied to be a card carrying member of White America Social Media Assistant at the Oscars!

Here’s what I wrote!

EMAIL TITLE:

Do You like Click Self-Referential Emails for Social Media Assistants?

Body of email: Apparently so!

My name is Adam. I am very web 2.3 savvy (I was web 2.0 savvy but Chrome updated). If you need to promote large award ceremonies, or even just statue presentations, I am your “Man” (captalizing Man is very Web 2.3).
I have a year of work experience (back in the 00’s, actually at a movie theater now that I remember!). I have also been in Hollywood a while, but it’s not “work” when it’s so much fun!*
I want to work to at the Oscars for a simple reason: I haven’t MANaged to get even with Megan AmRam**, who wrote for your lovely show in 2011. Although there will be financial renumeration (fingers crossed), it’s almost entirely for that reason.

Resume attached!

Social media stuff:
Twitter: @AdamUltraberg (Twitter, please follow!)
Tumblr (AdamUltraberg.com)
Pinterest: NPR said it was for girls, closed account
Smartphone: Yes!***
I hope, even if this doesn’t work out, we can still be friends.

Yours in Oscars,
Adam

*!

**Typo*
***!!!

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Now all we have to do is have one of us get hired as the Hiring Manager at the Oscars, and then I can get even with Megan show everyone how social medium I am!

Yours in Tumblr,

Adam

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